I am the Once-ler and this is my business carrd.
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away...
Vince
21
they/he
Once-ler connoisseur
ambiguous disorder
ibisPaintx artist ★
all my posts are unironic and sincere
Where to find me!
The Lorax (2012)
komaedalovemail
"tumblr" "sexymen"
my friends' ocs
Fight Club (1999)
Doctor Who
Trigun
Death Note
Welcome To Night Vale (podcast)
Wolf 395 (podcast)
Dungeon Meshi (in concept)
vampires
Splatoon
Don't Starve (Klei)
Portal 2
Smile For Me
Undertale
OFF
The Lorax (1971) (book)
The Lorax (1972) (TV special)
other Dr. Seuss media
ask blogs
tumblr history & culture
crossovers
steampunk
knitting
astronomy
The Owl House
Gravity Falls
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Sarah and the Safe Word
My Chemical Romance
Creature Feature
Ludo
Jhariah
Nine Inch Nails
IDKHow
Seussical The Musical
Hadestown
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Beetlejuice musical
Little Shop of Horrors
Jekyll & Hyde
basic dni criteria (racists, homophobes, transphobes, zionists, antisemites.. etc.)
proship
support vivziepop
SOUTH PARK FANS
dsmp/dream/schlatt/whatever fans
hogwarts house in bio
danganronpa fans
AI users
billford shippers
omori fans
genshin player
toothpaste flag user
"fandom" "moms"
criminals
u have hayloft on any of ur playlists (bakugou did NOT die in that barn)
unironic my hero academia fans
non-chronically online people
genuinely? if you think crossovers are cringe
vtuber
vtuber fans
star wars fans
you have 20/20 vision
you don't like musicals
onceler fans
onceler haters
u think jigsaw did anything wrong
funko pop collectors
graphic designers
anti-fujoshi (homophobe)
beatles fans
drink milk regularly
robots
monolinguals
you're a creep
you're a weirdo
huntlow shippers
stranger things fans
lorax kin id
you don't have any mental illnesses
think you're a bigger hater than me
you play call of duty
you love sexualizing the cars from the movie cars
gandalf the grey
gandalf the white
monty python and the holy grail's black knight
benito mussolini
the blue meanie
cowboy curtis
jambi the genie
robocop
the terminator
captain kirk
darth vader
lo-pan
superman
every single power ranger
bill s. preston
theodore logan
spock
the rock
doc ock
hulk hogan
traumacore
you think my theme is ugly
play league of legends (arcane fans are ok)
riddler (2022) kinnies
shinnies
u make bald jokes
ship sasunaru
kin steven universe
kin FROM steven universe
ohio residents
you voted for shiver in the "Who would be the best leader?" splatfest
chrome users
preferred sherlock out of superwholock
naturally blond men
blue eyed people (get brown contacts)
mcu fans
kin fakers
william afton apologists
anime pfp
never had a lobotomy
ur lactose intolerant (skill issue)
ur always happy
u listen to melanie martinez
ever played a gacha game
cishets
weebs
own airpods
use apple products
you're anti-piracy
you hate me
i hate you
took french in school
h4v3 4 typ1ng qu1rk
youngest siblings
saggitarius
your name is peter
your name is peter
your name is peter
letterboxd users
never had an emo phase
you like real people
you hate mcr (delete your entire account)
onceler irls (you'll never be me)
hardcore wheatley fans who aren't my friends
you call yourself a feral gremlin
owospeak
chris evans fans
you drink milk warm
joined tumblr after 2018
think you're better than me
never taken an "am i gay" quiz
you're out of touch
i'm out of time
rose tyler (doctor who) haters
think matt smith was the best doctor
tiktok creators
only play mobile games
have an account on AO3
allergic to garlic
don't go out in the day time
live in a castle
swifties (she fell off after the lorax)
haven't seen the supernatural finale
hypocrites
pour the cereal first
own a ukulele
prefer dogs over cats
active on reddit
listen to podcasts
wear shoes in the house
listen to cavetown
onceler kinnies must know that I'M the alpha
i make nsfw jokes
i make kys jokes
i may have a public breakdown
Find my secret page.